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  Praise for

  Here Today, Gone Tamale

  “This Southwestern cozy comes with a spicy Tex-Mex flair. Its delightful characters and clever mystery will have you stomping your boots for more.”

  —Mary Ellen Hughes, national bestselling author of the Pickled and Preserved Mysteries

  “Adler’s debut sizzles with West Texas flavor and a mystery as satisfying as a plate of fresh tamales. Slip on a pair of cowboy boots, pour yourself a margarita, and kick back to enjoy this Texas-sized delight.”

  —Annie Knox, national bestselling author of the Pet Boutique Mysteries

  “Rebecca Adler’s Here Today, Gone Tamale is a much needed addition to the cozy mystery genre. Terrifically tantalizing . . . and as addictive as a bowl of chips and salsa. Settle in for a mystery fiesta you won’t soon forget.”

  —Melissa Bourbon, national bestselling author of the Magical Dressmaking Mysteries

  “What a tasty idea for a new series! In Here Today, Gone Tamale, Rebecca Adler merges the warm and vibrant West Texas town of Broken Boot with a clever murder mystery that kept me guessing until the exciting finale. Josie is an engaging hero who must solve the mystery while helping her delightfully quirky family and balancing trays of steaming tamales!”

  —Kathy Aarons, author of the Chocolate Covered Mysteries

  Berkley Prime Crime Taste of Texas Mysteries

  HERE TODAY, GONE TAMALE

  THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE GUACAMOLE

  BERKLEY PRIME CRIME

  Published by Berkley

  An imprint of Penguin Random House LLC

  375 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014

  Copyright © 2016 by Penguin Group LLC

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  Ebook ISBN: 9780698166721

  First Edition: November 2016

  Cover illustration by Ben Perini

  Photograph: limestone background © P. Chinnapong/Shutterstock

  Cover design by Judith Lagerman

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  PUBLISHER’S NOTE: The recipes contained in this book are to be followed exactly as written. The publisher is not responsible for your specific health or allergy needs that may require medical supervision. The publisher is not responsible for any adverse reactions to the recipes contained in this book.

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  For my father,

  Christopher Harold Carnley

  Acknowledgments

  A book is a jealous companion that often steals my attention from my family and friends when I am least aware. My heartfelt gratitude to my patient family and stalwart friends. I could not have finished this enterprise without your loving encouragement.

  It’s true what they say. Writing is a solitary affair. That’s why I’m so grateful for the broad shoulders, insight, and irreverent humor of my writer friends at NTRWA, SinC, and Cowtown Critiquers. Bless you.

  To the mystery writers and fans at Malice Domestic, you rock!

  A big thanks to Rebecca Brewer, my editor, and the many folks behind the scenes at Berkley Prime Crime who made this book better. To Kimberly Lionetti, my agent: thanks for always having my back—not to mention the wine and cupcakes.

  The far West Texas towns of Marfa, Alpine, and Fort Davis are the inspiration for this series. May their desert beauty remain for generations to come.

  Contents

  Praise for Here Today, Gone Tamale

  Taste of Texas Mysteries

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Recipes

  About the Author

  Chapter 1

  “Ride ’em cowgirl!”

  Diablo lurched, twirled a half turn, bucked his rider, and reeled the opposite way.

  “Shut your mouth before I jump off this contraption and belt you one across the kisser,” hollered Patti Perez, her jet-black hair flying in all directions.

  We might not be real cowgirls, but living in far West Texas meant we could play the part when the occasion warranted. And there was no better time to talk like characters from an old Western than when riding the mechanical bull at Two Boots on the first night of Broken Boot’s Homestead Days Music Festival.

  Patti is the sole proprietor of the Feed and Supply, the only Goth princess in our town of three thousand–plus, and my best friend. With dark-lined eyes wide open, she rode that bull as if she planned to ride it all the way to the weekly livestock show in San Angelo.

  Without warning, Diablo shuddered to a halt, causing Patti to slide from the saddle to her feet in the blink of an eye. The crowd near the padded arena burst into applause with a few appreciative whoops from the menfolk. I joined in, though I couldn’t miss the fact she’d barely escaped hitting the mat face-first.

  “Come along, Grace,” I said, raising my voice above the wail of an electric guitar. “You don’t want to show up the band.” The festival’s first act was in full swing.

  “Just you wait,” she muttered. “You’re up next.”

  Ever since a murderous restaurateur tried to put bullet holes in the two of us, Patti and I had forged an unbreakable bond. Tonight, like every other Thursday night, we vented our frustrations with the vagaries of small-town life on the back of Diablo at my family’s dance hall.

  “Tall, blond, and handsome at two o’clock.” I gestured with my thumb to a fence post–thin dude in a pioneer costume, sporting a droopy mustache and a scruffy goatee.

  When she laughed, the piercings up and down her ears jingled. “Maybe at two o’clock in the morning.” We sat at our elevated table and immediately dove for the basket of buffalo wings, which had arrived during our excursion to the bull riding arena. After our brush with eternity, a strange thing happened. Patti, my not-in-the-least-bit-romantic friend, began longing for a mate. And not just a mate. A husband.

  Our weekly excursion to Two Boots was my way of helping her beat the small-town dating blues. In our postage-sized town on the Chihuahuan Desert, if you brought all of the eligible men together in one place, half of them would be older than Methuselah and the other half would look as if they crawled
out from under a rock.

  I backed away from the wings and wiped my fingers. “When does this Jeff Clark play?” If tonight’s headliner would get his boots onstage, I would avoid giving the enthusiastic tourists the added thrill of watching me tossed through the air onto the seat of my britches.

  I was looking forward to meeting Jeff Clark. He and Patti had dated for a spell while I was living in Austin, pursuing my big-city journalism career—which unfortunately entailed writing obituaries and classified ads. As much as I wanted to see him face-to-face, I didn’t think the hand of fate had orchestrated his appearance in our Homestead Days Music Festival as much as Patti had. Uncle Eddie simply made some calls, negotiated a price, and wham-bam, we had a band.

  This new and, frankly, a bit desperate Goth Girl made me nervous.

  She frowned and checked the time on her phone. “His set should start in fifteen minutes, if this hillbilly would ever get off the stage.” With two fingers, she began to pull pieces of straw from her bottle-black hair.

  I ignored her remark. Ty Honeycutt was many things, but one thing the fine-looking country singer was not was a hillbilly. Was he a redneck? His neck was so red you could stop traffic with it. But, friends, Texans aren’t hillbillies. After the death of his aunt Dixie, stories of his wild antics faded away. He’d loved her more than his own mother, and I sympathized with his loss. If anything should happen to Aunt Linda, a chunk of my heart would shrivel into dust.

  “Is that your way of saying that Ty’s songwriting talent doesn’t hold a candle to your own?”

  “Go on,” she said with a disparaging wave of her hand. But when she tipped her head back to take another swig from her longneck, she wore a secretive smile.

  I laughed. “I can’t wait until Tuesday. The audience is going to go crazy for your songs.” In a few days, Patti would join a group of hand-selected amateur singer-songwriters in the final concert of the festival. Social media and word of mouth had done their bit in promoting the performers, and the singer-songwriter contest. We were crossing our fingers that talent scouts and record labels from across the state would attend. If nothing else, the five-hundred-dollar cash prize would be a welcome pat on the back.

  Still, Patti’s sudden interest in her old beau made my stomach roil. “It’s not too late to slip out the back,” I said. Only last summer she warned me away from serious relationships with professional musicians. With a curl of her lip, she pointed out you could flirt with them, but keeping them faithful was another matter—unless you planned to tie them to your fence post. But I was intoxicated by my plans. Her comments fell to the ground unheeded, like grains of rice after a wedding. How was I to know my musician fiancé would abandon me at the altar for the Great Barrier Reef? I sighed.

  Her chin rose. “You can leave if you want, but what do I have to lose by giving Jeff another chance?”

  “Your dignity, pride, and sense of self-worth.” I touched her hand. “Remember how devastated you were after you caught him cheating the last time?” Why my intelligent, fiercely independent friend didn’t realize he might be planning to add another notch to his guitar strap was a mystery to me.

  A funny look crossed her face. She pulled her cell phone from her back pocket. “It’s him,” she gushed. “He says he can’t wait to see me.”

  “Just . . . be careful.”

  She patted my hand. “I will. Don’t worry.”

  I found it impossible not to imagine all the negative things that could possibly go wrong as I trailed along behind her. She maneuvered her way through the crowd of locals in long calico dresses and tourists in straw hats and suspenders, around a couple dancing the two-step, and over a woman kneeling on the wooden floor to recover the contents of her pioneer reticule. I tried to tell Patti I didn’t want to go backstage to meet Clark, but Ty’s tenor thundering from the speakers made it impossible.

  She halted at a door near the kitchen marked by a short, beefy security guard and a sign that read:

  KEEP OUT!

  YOU AIN’T IN THE BAND!

  As she prepared to knock, a blonde with zebralike highlights, dressed in a cutoff T-shirt, Daisy Dukes, and cowboy boots came giggling out the door. “Bye, Hank.” She gave us the once-over, sneered, and walked away, whooping with laughter.

  The security guard eyed her with a vacant, beatific smile as if the sashaying girl had lobotomized him with her hips.

  A deep furrow appeared across my friend’s forehead as she watched her go. Without warning, Patti spun toward the door and grabbed the handle.

  The security guard pounced, forcing his body between Patti and the door. “Can’t you read?” he growled, like a bulldog guarding a pile of week-old steak bones.

  “Just a minute,” I said, straightening to my full five feet, four inches. “Not only does my family own this place, but Jeff also sent Patti a text message to join him backstage.”

  Hank crossed his arms across his rent-a-cop work shirt. “I don’t care if he asked her to marry him. No one goes through the door thirty minutes before showtime.”

  “What about that . . .” Patti hesitated. “Lady?”

  “She went inside an hour ago.” This time a cruel grin spread across his face. Blocking our entry was the highlight of his day, bless his pea-picking heart. “Not to mention, she’s got more to offer. Goth and boring aren’t on the menu for tonight, girls.”

  My temper flared so fast my ears started to burn.

  “Hey, Josie.”

  I glanced over my shoulder to discover that Vince Schreiner, our regular weekend bouncer, had joined our little party.

  He swaggered over in a Davy Crockett costume complete with coonskin hat, a ready-to-rumble grin across his face. “What’s going on, gals?”

  Before I could step away, he gave me a one-armed hug, drowning me in the scent of Old Spice and cigar smoke.

  The security guard jabbed the handwritten sign with a pudgy finger. “They forgot how to read.”

  Vince dropped his arm from my shoulder. “Don’t you worry about these gals.” Flexing his muscles like a Friday-night wrestler, he gave the other guard a curt nod. “Go take your dinner break. I’m your relief.”

  “Says who?”

  “Says my boss—this young lady’s uncle—who happens to be writing your paycheck.”

  After a quick glance at his wristwatch, the security guard nodded. “In case you weren’t briefed, no one goes in the dressing room this close to performance.” He studied me as if I were a stinkbug on the bottom of his shoe. “No matter who they say their uncle might be.”

  “Got it.” Vince stepped closer until the guard moved out from in front of the door. “Now git. Your break’s already started.”

  For a few seconds, the security guard merely clenched and unclenched his jaw, staring at each one of us in turn. Good sense or hunger finally seeped into his brain and he stomped off toward the kitchen.

  “Who died and left him in charge?” Patti, always serene and unflappable, adjusted the collar of her blouse, fidgeted with the leather bands on her wrists, and then began running her fingers through the ends of her hair as if we’d walked inside from a Texas windstorm.

  “That would be Jeff Clark’s agent. Under his contract, we’re required to provide additional security.”

  Vince flexed his muscles and turned to look at me with his good eye. “Don’t know why. I got it handled.” My childhood friend lost the vision in his left eye to a piece of shrapnel while fighting in Iraq.

  “How do I look?”

  I placed a hand on Patti’s arm. “You’re just as beautiful as you were before that blond bimbo walked out of Jeff’s dressing room.”

  “You bet your butt I am.”

  I grabbed both her arms and gently shook her. “Girl, you got this.”

  “Whoever he is,” Vince cracked his knuckles, “if he hurts you, I’ll break his face.”
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  Patti laughed, stepped out of my grasp, and threw back her shoulders. “Bring on the pain.”

  “Wait a sec.” Holding us back with his outstretched hand, Vince eased open the door.

  Angry voices assaulted the air. “Take it back, Clark!”

  “You better check yourself, son. Who do you think got you this gig?”

  “That doesn’t mean,” a man grunted, as if in the midst of a struggle, “you can take what you want.”

  “It’s mine . . . for the . . . taking.” A groaning sound emanated through the door, as if heavy bodies locked in a game of tug-a-war slid across the floor, bumping into furniture on their way.

  “Not this time.”

  Before Vince could open the door, something large and heavy crashed to the floor. “Everything all right in there?” the bouncer called through the opening.

  I shot a glance at Patti and found her gaze riveted to the door and her hands fisted as if preparing to join the fray.

  Suddenly the door banged open and a redheaded man in a black leather vest and matching pants growled, “Get out of the way.” We jumped back as he swung toward Vince and raised his arm high like a bear ready to maul.

  “Whoa, there, Cochise,” Vince said, jumping back before the other man could make contact. After a tense moment and a glare at the three of us, the man in black stomped off toward the bar.

  Patti’s brow furrowed. “Who was—?”

  Another man, this one in a white hat and a matching, muscle-hugging tee, lunged through the door. He looked every bit the country-music star. Wavy chestnut hair that curled softly along his neck and around his ears. Incandescent blue eyes. A stance both strong and laid-back like he was born to embrace the guitar and sing songs of love to adoring women everywhere. No wonder Patti wanted to give him a second chance. Or third or fourth.

  He stopped short at the sight of us, but his hostile gaze pursued the other man as he disappeared into the crowd.

  “Can’t y’all read?” He slapped his hand on the door, ripping the sign so that it hung precariously from one corner. “I’m not signing T-shirts or cowboy hats or bandanas, nothing. Not until after the show, so beat it.”